Am I doing something wrong? Or am I possibly doing something very right?

Halloween is coming. Gosh, we love Halloween in this house.

Thing 1 has decided he is going to be Ozzy for Halloween. He discovered Ozzy Osbourne by seeing an impersonator of him on America's Got Talent. Ozzy cracks him up. For good reason.

Thing 2 .. well, she had me worried for a minute there. We were at the store looking at costume stuff (she wasn't divulging at that point what she was going to be for Halloween) and she saw a Hannah Montana wig. She squealed, proclaiming "That will be PERFECT!" I simply looked at her, with THAT look. You guys know the look. I said "Hannah Montana??"

She looked at me like I had just asked if skunks stink and said "No, mom.. JOANNA."

Duh. Joanna. As in "I feeeeel you, Joaaaaana". As in Sweeney Todd's Joanna.

Does that mean I get to be Mrs. Lovett? Because I have a mad girl-crush on her.